Andy Wingo

flavor of devrel which is just an endless sequence of telling people your system is fast because of optimized manual memory management and telling them the same because of an optimized garbage collector

it is still weird to me that there are swiss army pocketknives for sale in the geneva airport, right at the gate

am going to https://wasm.io on thursday and friday, looking forward to the hallway track!

parsing: 1%
callgraph ipa passes: 99%
lto stream output: 1%

someone help my -flto -O1 compiler budget, my other cores are starving,,

very amused to find that after closing a few gigabytes of buffer in my emacs, my lizard brain was expecting to hear the grinding of a hard drive as swap sloshed about

i was thinking earlier today that we in the nerdery computery space are very lucky to have so many wonderful trans people among us, just doing your thing. really lovely to see people really getting their gender on

it occurs to me that most of my readers are unfamiliar with kehlog albran's "the profit". ur welcome http://rsidd.online.fr/profit/profit.html

banlieue has too many vowels. good night

i got "wastrel foo.wasm" working, for a wasm file produced by the hoot scheme compiler :) wheee

hoo, the darkest thing i have read recently ~~
https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/an-existential-threat-to-organized

i keep finding horrors

i rarely program in js and so whenever i do i relate to its features like seeing grown-up babies. "hello for-of, good to see you again, i was there when you were born, and async functions, my how you've grown"

a bit on the nose to put a spoiler directly in the address bar

people keep building bigger arm servers but until you can fit a long double in the trunk i am not buying

five syllable horror stories

ah yes, the late 1900s; when you wanted to share ideas with others, you sent them a document in a portable format. we called it, DVI

updating guix for the first time in a couple months. it builds webkit twice, a fresh llvm toolchain, firefox once... yuck

six thoughts on generating c ~~ https://wingolog.org/archives/2026/02/09/six-thoughts-on-generating-c

today i learned that if you don't end a C file with a newline, the compiler is free to steal your apes